Friday, April 11, 2008

Oh, Inverted World

To borrow from two clichés: it's all an illusion, but the truth is out there. Usually right on the flip side of the illusion.

The guy who flirts with anything that walks and openly taunts any sign of sensitivity in his friends is the guy who is afraid he might be gay. The girl who barges into every conversation and starts all of her sentences with "did you know…" is the most ignorant girl in the room.

You can always know what the right thing to do is with this simple test: what is the hardest, most unnatural, and least popular way to approach the situation? There's your answer. If everyone around you advises against your decision, that's how you know you're on the right track. Especially if you're surrounded by overcompensating idiots; and who's not? Let's face it, if you're reading this it's a pretty safe bet you are the smartest person in the room.

What's right is not popular.

What's needed is not fun.

Life's not fair.

Good guys do finish last and

The guy with the least votes is usually the best man for the job.

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